about

The Zombie Dandies France

The Zombie Dandies are a musical project from Normandy, France.

The story of the group started in 2011, when two bored ghouls, Marty Dandy (Drums, Bass, Guitar & Vocals ) and K1000 Zombie (Guitar & Vocals), woke up from their graves with the unlikely idea of creating a glam-metal-meets-garage-rock musical project. ... more

contact / help

Contact The Zombie Dandies

Streaming and
Download help

Track Name: Little Monsters Intro
Welcome to the party
We're Dandy's little monsters
It's Halloween Again
We're glad to have you here

I am Brundlefly
And I am Killer Rabbit
We're the living dead
And I'm the Boogieman
Track Name: Halloween Again
Tonight there's something different
The moon is still and distant
Black cats are crying in the dark

Will o' the wisp are sparkling
The graves are slightly moving
Black dogs have all started to bark


Well there's a party going on...
Put all your fancy dresses on
The dead will visit you today
But there's no need for running away!


Hey, Ghouls,
Break the rules!
No time to get a nap, no time for singing the blues.
It's Halloween again wake up my friends!

Vampires,
ghosts and clowns
It's time to move and dance to the scary sounds
It's Halloween again wake up my friends!

This is the only time when
We monsters melt with humans
Without the need to hide away

No pointless killings tonight
Everyone should be all right
We ghouls are only here to play

Well there's a party going on...
Put all your fancy dresses on
The dead will visit you today
But there's no need for running away!


Hey, Ghouls,
Break the rules!
No time to get a nap, no time for singing the blues.
It's Halloween again wake up my friends!
Track Name: Killer Rabbit
Aww...
Doesn't he look cute
with his fluffy white fur
Why don't you come and hug him now?

Cause he looks so sweet
With his little eyes
Why don't you come and kiss him now


That bunny's got a vicious streak
HE'S A KILLER!
That is no ordinary rabbit
OH NO!
That buck is a real freak!
HE'S A MURDERER!
Just stay away from that

killer rabbit
got sharp teeth
Killer rabbit
wants to eat
Killer rabbit
bring him human meat
GOOD MEAT!

Killer rabbit
Don't be dumb
cause you're chum
Killer rabbit
Is a real scum
A SCUM!

You really should beware
No time to stand and stare
That thing can jump and slit your throat

Why don't you disappear
Just walk away from here
Look all around there's lots of bones

That bunny's got a vicious streak
HE'S A KILLER!
That is no ordinary rabbit
OH NO!
That buck is a real freak!
HE'S A MURDERER!
Just stay away from that

killer rabbit
got sharp teeth
Killer rabbit
wants to eat
Killer rabbit
bring him human meat
GOOD MEAT!

Killer rabbit
Don't be dumb
cause you're chum
Killer rabbit
Is a real scum
A SCUM!


There is only one way to save your life
Don't use a gun or a knife
You should blow up that filthy beast
with a
HOLY HAND GRENADE!

killer rabbit
got sharp teeth
Killer rabbit
wants to eat
Killer rabbit
bring him human meat
GOOD MEAT!

Killer rabbit
Don't be dumb
cause you're chum
Killer rabbit
Is a real scum
A SCUM!
Track Name: The Friendly Monstershop
If you need some company
Why not get a new zombie?
If you wanna have some fun
Why not choose a skeleton?

Cause we're the best it town,
We provide thrills of quality
We're such a spooky company


Dr Zitbag's a scam
And Transylvania's far away
What can we do for you today?
The Friendly monster shop.

If you want to blah blah blah
Why not chat with Dracula?

If you need a valentine
Why not meet our Frankenstein?

Cause we're the best it town,
We provide thrills of quality
We're such a spooky company


Dr Zitbag's a scam
And Transylvania's far away
What can we do for you today?
The Friendly monster shop.
Track Name: Zombie Mass Shooting
If you got a bad day
With problems all the way
Maybe it's time to take a break

Why don't you come with me?
I know an activity
That will make you smile again...

When there's no more room in hell,
The Dead are walking the Earth!

Hey! Zombie Mass shooting
Fun, fun, aim at their head
Splat, splat, splat
There's blood everywhere
Hey! Zombie Mass shooting
Fun, fun, that's amazing
Go, go, go
Bring your friends with you
Bring them with you

Well there's a shopping center
That's full of living dead
Waiting for you to cut their limbs

So take your motorbikes
Leather jackets and spikes
And let the party begin!


When there's no more room in hell,
The Dead are walking the Earth!

Hey! Zombie Mass shooting
Fun, fun, aim at their head
Splat, splat, splat
There's blood everywhere
Hey! Zombie Mass shooting
Fun, fun, that's amazing
Go, go, go
Bring your friends with you
Bring them with you
Track Name: Regenerate My Dead Pet
She was so sweet
She wasn't neat
She liked to steal meat
She was a little dumb
Crying all the time
her mouth full of slime

She smelled bad
she looked sad
She was a little mad
She jumped like an
Australian Kangaroo
And opened doors like a raptor

Oh yes I loved her
But a truck took her away
Now I'd like to see her again


Regenerate
My dead pet
Reanimate
My Doggy dog
Regenerate
My dead pet
Reanimate
My doggy dog again

So full of fleas
she wasn't at ease
but she liked to eat cheese
looking for people to scratch her belly
while watching the telly

Now she looks
a little flat
smelling like a rat
Nor she doesn't bark anymore
She's rotten to the core

Oh yes I loved her
But a truck took her away
Now I'd like to see her again


Regenerate
My dead pet
Reanimate
My Doggy dog
Regenerate
My dead pet
Reanimate
My doggy dog again


Regenerate
My dead pet
Reanimate
My Doggy dog
Regenerate
My dead pet
Give life back to
My doggy dog again
Track Name: Dangerous Weirdo
You're walking in the park
Alone in the dark
And suddenly there's a strange noise next to you

You try to hurry but
There's no need to run
Cause suddenly this guy's in front of you

Don't run away
You gotta stay
You know he's only here to play (with your head)

Dangerous weirdo
with your mask, with your knife where do you go?
Dangerous weirdo... Ooooooh Weirdo!
Dangerous weirdo
and your kids and your wife where did they go?
Dangerous weirdo... Ooooooh Weirdo!

You're driving in the night
Under the moonlight
And suddenly this shape's in front of you

You're slamming on the brakes
Your whole car shakes
And now this guy is sitting next to you

Don't run away
You gotta stay
You know he's only here to play (with your brain)

Dangerous weirdo
with your mask, with your knife where do you go?
Dangerous weirdo... Ooooooh Weirdo!
Dangerous weirdo
and your kids and your wife where did they go?
Dangerous weirdo... Ooooooh Weirdo!
Track Name: Game Boy Horror
Dear Santa Claws,
I've been very bad
I stuck an axe into my brother's head

Life's really boring,
Reality sucks
I need a new toy but got no bucks

With a game boy horror
I could see ghosts and the living dead
With a game boy horror
I'd see the monsters under my bed
GAME BOY HORROR IS THE BEST!

Thanks for the T-Rex
You gave me last year
He ate my dog then drank all my beer

See ya Deer Santa
Hope you're doing well
Say hello to your reindeers from hell

With a game boy horror
I could see ghosts and the living dead
With a game boy horror
I'd see the monsters under my bed
GAME BOY HORROR IS THE BEST!
I WANNA PLAY WITHOUT REST!


Give me a new toy
Cause I've been a bad boy
Give me a new toy
Or it's you I'm gonna DESTROY!

With a game boy horror
I could see ghosts and the living dead
With a game boy horror
I'd see the monsters under my bed
GAME BOY HORROR IS THE BEST!
Track Name: Now A Nuclear Animal Rules
This is the story of a green guy
Who's always refused to die
Born from radioactive waste
He's not a man of good taste

Now, a nuclear animal rules
No, no time for you to play the fool
Now, a nuclear animal rules
the world

Since he's ugly as sin
He never managed to fit in
To put an end to his curse
He wants to rule the universe

Now, a nuclear animal rules
No, no time for you to play the fool
Now, a nuclear animal rules
the world


But maybe
he'll find a pretty lady
He would forget about the world
He would have company
Wouldn't want to rule the world
but watch movies

Now, a nuclear animal rules
No, no time for you to play the fool
Now, a nuclear animal rules
the world
Track Name: Brundlefly
Seth Brundle wanted to build
A teleport machine
because he was too sick
to get a driver's license

So he made two big phone booths
that he called telepods
and he got very proud...

Go brundlefly!
Don't be so shy
Go brundlefly !
cause you're the guy
Go brundlefly!
Take her the gun
Go brundlefly!
Prepare to die!
(Go Brundlefly! BUZZ BUZZ!)
(Go Brundlefly! BANG BANG!)

So he used his big machine
To impress the girl
by teleporting
stockings and apes

One day he decided
To teleport himself
He didn't see the fly...

Go brundlefly!
Don't be so shy
Go brundlefly !
cause you're the guy
Go brundlefly!
Take her the gun
Go brundlefly!
Prepare to die!
(Go Brundlefly! BUZZ BUZZ!)
(Go Brundlefly! BANG BANG!)

Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar GO!

Go brundlefly!
Don't be so shy
Go brundlefly !
cause you're the guy
Go brundlefly!
Take her the gun
Go brundlefly!
Prepare to die!
(Go Brundlefly! BUZZ BUZZ!)
(Go Brundlefly! BANG BANG!)
Track Name: Boogeyman
Lurking in the dark
Ready to attack
A silent killer's hunting his prey

Big knife white mask
Cleaver and axe
when you just got a pepper spray

Throw your kinky boots
leather catsuits
or the killer's gonna slay you today

Better watch your back
Better walk away
Today is judgment day

All you sinners in the night
There ain't no way you can fight
You can't escape from the grasp of the prince of darkness

Run for your life
Run far away
The boogeyman's here and it's no child's play
Run for your life
Run far away
The boogeyman's waiting for you in the alleyway

Backseat Betty
Flirts with Dwight
Kissing in the heat of the night

Johnny smokes pot
Bob drinks booze
But there's a killer on the loose

All you sinners in the night
There ain't no way you can fight
You can't escape from the grasp of the prince of darkness

Run for your life
Run far away
The boogeyman's here and it's no child's play
Run for your life
Run far away
The boogeyman's waiting for you in the alleyway