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Dandy's Little Monsters

by The Zombie Dandies

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1.
Welcome to the party We're Dandy's little monsters It's Halloween Again We're glad to have you here I am Brundlefly And I am Killer Rabbit We're the living dead And I'm the Boogieman
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Tonight there's something different The moon is still and distant Black cats are crying in the dark Will o' the wisp are sparkling The graves are slightly moving Black dogs have all started to bark Well there's a party going on... Put all your fancy dresses on The dead will visit you today But there's no need for running away! Hey, Ghouls, Break the rules! No time to get a nap, no time for singing the blues. It's Halloween again wake up my friends! Vampires, ghosts and clowns It's time to move and dance to the scary sounds It's Halloween again wake up my friends! This is the only time when We monsters melt with humans Without the need to hide away No pointless killings tonight Everyone should be all right We ghouls are only here to play Well there's a party going on... Put all your fancy dresses on The dead will visit you today But there's no need for running away! Hey, Ghouls, Break the rules! No time to get a nap, no time for singing the blues. It's Halloween again wake up my friends!
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Aww... Doesn't he look cute with his fluffy white fur Why don't you come and hug him now? Cause he looks so sweet With his little eyes Why don't you come and kiss him now That bunny's got a vicious streak HE'S A KILLER! That is no ordinary rabbit OH NO! That buck is a real freak! HE'S A MURDERER! Just stay away from that killer rabbit got sharp teeth Killer rabbit wants to eat Killer rabbit bring him human meat GOOD MEAT! Killer rabbit Don't be dumb cause you're chum Killer rabbit Is a real scum A SCUM! You really should beware No time to stand and stare That thing can jump and slit your throat Why don't you disappear Just walk away from here Look all around there's lots of bones That bunny's got a vicious streak HE'S A KILLER! That is no ordinary rabbit OH NO! That buck is a real freak! HE'S A MURDERER! Just stay away from that killer rabbit got sharp teeth Killer rabbit wants to eat Killer rabbit bring him human meat GOOD MEAT! Killer rabbit Don't be dumb cause you're chum Killer rabbit Is a real scum A SCUM! There is only one way to save your life Don't use a gun or a knife You should blow up that filthy beast with a HOLY HAND GRENADE! killer rabbit got sharp teeth Killer rabbit wants to eat Killer rabbit bring him human meat GOOD MEAT! Killer rabbit Don't be dumb cause you're chum Killer rabbit Is a real scum A SCUM!
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If you need some company Why not get a new zombie? If you wanna have some fun Why not choose a skeleton? Cause we're the best it town, We provide thrills of quality We're such a spooky company Dr Zitbag's a scam And Transylvania's far away What can we do for you today? The Friendly monster shop. If you want to blah blah blah Why not chat with Dracula? If you need a valentine Why not meet our Frankenstein? Cause we're the best it town, We provide thrills of quality We're such a spooky company Dr Zitbag's a scam And Transylvania's far away What can we do for you today? The Friendly monster shop.
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If you got a bad day With problems all the way Maybe it's time to take a break Why don't you come with me? I know an activity That will make you smile again... When there's no more room in hell, The Dead are walking the Earth! Hey! Zombie Mass shooting Fun, fun, aim at their head Splat, splat, splat There's blood everywhere Hey! Zombie Mass shooting Fun, fun, that's amazing Go, go, go Bring your friends with you Bring them with you Well there's a shopping center That's full of living dead Waiting for you to cut their limbs So take your motorbikes Leather jackets and spikes And let the party begin! When there's no more room in hell, The Dead are walking the Earth! Hey! Zombie Mass shooting Fun, fun, aim at their head Splat, splat, splat There's blood everywhere Hey! Zombie Mass shooting Fun, fun, that's amazing Go, go, go Bring your friends with you Bring them with you
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She was so sweet She wasn't neat She liked to steal meat She was a little dumb Crying all the time her mouth full of slime She smelled bad she looked sad She was a little mad She jumped like an Australian Kangaroo And opened doors like a raptor Oh yes I loved her But a truck took her away Now I'd like to see her again Regenerate My dead pet Reanimate My Doggy dog Regenerate My dead pet Reanimate My doggy dog again So full of fleas she wasn't at ease but she liked to eat cheese looking for people to scratch her belly while watching the telly Now she looks a little flat smelling like a rat Nor she doesn't bark anymore She's rotten to the core Oh yes I loved her But a truck took her away Now I'd like to see her again Regenerate My dead pet Reanimate My Doggy dog Regenerate My dead pet Reanimate My doggy dog again Regenerate My dead pet Reanimate My Doggy dog Regenerate My dead pet Give life back to My doggy dog again
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You're walking in the park Alone in the dark And suddenly there's a strange noise next to you You try to hurry but There's no need to run Cause suddenly this guy's in front of you Don't run away You gotta stay You know he's only here to play (with your head) Dangerous weirdo with your mask, with your knife where do you go? Dangerous weirdo... Ooooooh Weirdo! Dangerous weirdo and your kids and your wife where did they go? Dangerous weirdo... Ooooooh Weirdo! You're driving in the night Under the moonlight And suddenly this shape's in front of you You're slamming on the brakes Your whole car shakes And now this guy is sitting next to you Don't run away You gotta stay You know he's only here to play (with your brain) Dangerous weirdo with your mask, with your knife where do you go? Dangerous weirdo... Ooooooh Weirdo! Dangerous weirdo and your kids and your wife where did they go? Dangerous weirdo... Ooooooh Weirdo!
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Dear Santa Claws, I've been very bad I stuck an axe into my brother's head Life's really boring, Reality sucks I need a new toy but got no bucks With a game boy horror I could see ghosts and the living dead With a game boy horror I'd see the monsters under my bed GAME BOY HORROR IS THE BEST! Thanks for the T-Rex You gave me last year He ate my dog then drank all my beer See ya Deer Santa Hope you're doing well Say hello to your reindeers from hell With a game boy horror I could see ghosts and the living dead With a game boy horror I'd see the monsters under my bed GAME BOY HORROR IS THE BEST! I WANNA PLAY WITHOUT REST! Give me a new toy Cause I've been a bad boy Give me a new toy Or it's you I'm gonna DESTROY! With a game boy horror I could see ghosts and the living dead With a game boy horror I'd see the monsters under my bed GAME BOY HORROR IS THE BEST!
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This is the story of a green guy Who's always refused to die Born from radioactive waste He's not a man of good taste Now, a nuclear animal rules No, no time for you to play the fool Now, a nuclear animal rules the world Since he's ugly as sin He never managed to fit in To put an end to his curse He wants to rule the universe Now, a nuclear animal rules No, no time for you to play the fool Now, a nuclear animal rules the world But maybe he'll find a pretty lady He would forget about the world He would have company Wouldn't want to rule the world but watch movies Now, a nuclear animal rules No, no time for you to play the fool Now, a nuclear animal rules the world
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Brundlefly 02:58
Seth Brundle wanted to build A teleport machine because he was too sick to get a driver's license So he made two big phone booths that he called telepods and he got very proud... Go brundlefly! Don't be so shy Go brundlefly ! cause you're the guy Go brundlefly! Take her the gun Go brundlefly! Prepare to die! (Go Brundlefly! BUZZ BUZZ!) (Go Brundlefly! BANG BANG!) So he used his big machine To impress the girl by teleporting stockings and apes One day he decided To teleport himself He didn't see the fly... Go brundlefly! Don't be so shy Go brundlefly ! cause you're the guy Go brundlefly! Take her the gun Go brundlefly! Prepare to die! (Go Brundlefly! BUZZ BUZZ!) (Go Brundlefly! BANG BANG!) Sugar sugar sugar sugar sugar GO! Go brundlefly! Don't be so shy Go brundlefly ! cause you're the guy Go brundlefly! Take her the gun Go brundlefly! Prepare to die! (Go Brundlefly! BUZZ BUZZ!) (Go Brundlefly! BANG BANG!)
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Boogeyman 04:04
Lurking in the dark Ready to attack A silent killer's hunting his prey Big knife white mask Cleaver and axe when you just got a pepper spray Throw your kinky boots leather catsuits or the killer's gonna slay you today Better watch your back Better walk away Today is judgment day All you sinners in the night There ain't no way you can fight You can't escape from the grasp of the prince of darkness Run for your life Run far away The boogeyman's here and it's no child's play Run for your life Run far away The boogeyman's waiting for you in the alleyway Backseat Betty Flirts with Dwight Kissing in the heat of the night Johnny smokes pot Bob drinks booze But there's a killer on the loose All you sinners in the night There ain't no way you can fight You can't escape from the grasp of the prince of darkness Run for your life Run far away The boogeyman's here and it's no child's play Run for your life Run far away The boogeyman's waiting for you in the alleyway

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released October 31, 2016

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The Zombie Dandies France

The Zombie Dandies are a musical project from Normandy, France.

The story of the group started in 2011, when two bored ghouls, Marty Dandy (Drums, Bass, Guitar & Vocals ) and K1000 Zombie (Guitar & Vocals), woke up from their graves with the unlikely idea of creating a glam-metal-meets-garage-rock musical project. ... more

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